Hey there, Email She Wrote fans! We’re back and in dramatic fashion, if you’ll pardon a deliberate pun! Aspiring impresario, Sinéad McMahon, is fishing for high-powered backing for her highly-punctuated musical.
Hello,
Firstly, I would like to say that I am a MASSIVE fan of all your work Mr. Weinberger, I think you sing very well (I particularly enjoyed your drunken {ironically} version at that karaoke bar of ‘The Drinking Song’ from ‘La Traviata’ {do you remember that night? [I don't, because I was drunk]})! One could say I admire you. And for that I thank you.
In some ways I envy you, Mr. Weinberger.
Secondly I was THRILLED to imagine that you are keen to promote and publicise ‘MONIKER!!!: The Sinead McMahon Story…’ my self-written bitchingly-awesome musical. My singing teacher, Mr. Thraxby, said that it’s “mediocre at best” and after this affirmation I am VERY excited! Can’t wait to start working with you. The run begins on Tuesday and I am delighted that you have agreed to put your name to the project.
Given the inevitable success of the production, I have already gone ahead and affixed your logo on the 30,000 posters which I have plastered around Dublin (AND BEYOND!) and also the quote, “THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST MUSICAL I HAVE EVER SEEN! YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT SINEAD!” – Josef Weinberger, and “SHIT! THAT’S GOOD!” – The entire staff of Josef Weinberger Ltd. Thank you for your support! I’ll send you a DVD.
The run begins in my front room (mum said I could) from Tuesday and is on for the foreseeable future, every day at about half four. It’s going to be very (VERY) good! It can seat, at capacity, about 672 (I tried it the other day).
Needless to say, I’m really exciting!
And excited!
Bye bye
Sinead x
