Email, She Wrote

June 26, 2009

An Issue With A Marvel Character

Christina Matthews is loaded and ready to fire. This is one lady who shoots from the hip.

TO: Jeff Klein of DKC for Marvel Comics

10th June 2009

Dear Marvel Comics,
 
My name is Christina Matthew Upson, and above all, I do fires. I read your Fantastic 4 comic novel. Are you aware that poor Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch, is on fire!!!! Surely this counter productive to his team’s efforts to save the planet – I recommened you follow the proper guidelines of the ‘Put People Who Are On Fire Out’ Code and use the pink fire extinguisher to put him out as soon as possible.
 
Thank you and I hope the poor boy is ok,
 
Christina Matthew Upson
Fire and Safety Officer
Sam Bucket Theatre
 
PS: The same goes for Ghost Rider!

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