Marc (with a C) Atkinson focuses on the major issue facing RTE’s The Late Late Show.
TO: The Late Late Show, RTE
29th April 2009
Dear sir,
Are you aware of the tautological nature of your show’s title?
Yours gramatically,
Marc Atkinson.
April 29, 2009
F.Y.I. A Memo
Hello aka Bonjour
Marc (with a C) Atkinson returns to Email, She Wrote with a couple of belters!
TO: Parc Asterix, France
29th April 2009
To Asterix, Obelix or maybe that weird Druid,
My name is Sir. Marc Atkinson, recently appointed Fresher King (of Ireland and all of our colonies) and you shall address me as such. I am a regular at your wonderful parc or amusement theatre, but find myself disillusionned by the lack of non-asterix themed rides? (that question marc is deliberate – READ IT AGAIN!!!) Would you perhaps consider something to do with Felix the Cat? Perhaps Sandy Claws (my grandma just suggested that one)? I understand that your parc operates under the strict rule that all must be Asterix themed – it is afterall “Parc Asterix” or for us in the educated world Asterix Park. Perhaps you could add Nautical flavoured Candy (with a C) Floss (with an F) or perhaps the slightly more aggressive Asterix Croissant (in case you are unaware, that’s what the moon looks like sometimes). You may be opposed to my proposal (one that would clearly expand your fan base [while making you more interesting and bearable {if you're lucky <you might just well be>}]), afterall it is your 20th anniversary this year (as I noticed by seeing the big 20 on your site [it's a bit too big for comfort]). However I am nearly as old as your “parc” and so clearly nearly as wise. If you don’t accept this argument then I believe it is time for you to recognise the clear and obvious link between myself and your “parc”. I am Marc with a ‘c’ and you are parc with a ‘c’, thankfully you are on board with my campaign against the letter K, I’m currently petitioning to have it removed from the web-dictionary (one step at a time boys!). In addition I recently saw a show called “K” whilst on K and felt that both the title and the mental experience lacked substance and flavour.
Yours forever without a K,
MarC AtK(aaaaah not my fault!!!)inson.
